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About The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 13, 1897)
r. T- T 'T ' Y T * - JT "T"T ■ JT ,-■*> <1 A D V E R T IS E R S THE W EST ► f YOUR HO HE PAPER S U P P O R T IT SIUSLAWS ONLY PAPIÉ. 4 O P P O R T U N IT Y Î ............................. \ l ì KO IG. FL O R E N C E , O REGON, F R ID A Y , A u g. 13. 1897. G E N E R A L D IR E C TO R Y S T A T E O FFIC ER S T R A V E L C n S ’ GUIDE T R A V E L E R S ’ GUIDE. Steamer C 3 -J L R ID IT T E R S A IL S 3 T A Q E L IN E S . Governor.. . . ................William P. Lord. Secretary oi b ate.............H. K. Kincaid, Treasurer................... P h ilip Metelien 8upt. Public Instruction. . .G. M. Irwin. __ W. H. Leeds. State Printer. Attorney I r flral ........... C. M. Idlemaa. ........... R. 6. Bean ......... F. A. Moore Supreme Court C. E. Wolverton Judge Second D istrict.. .J. C. Fullerton Attorney Second District. Geo. M. Brown eiobarts the 1st, 10th H. H. Barrett, Prop’r, ♦ On month. Leaves Florence Mondays, Wednes- days and Fridays. Arrives at Florence Tuesdays, Thttrs- days and Saturdays. Connects with Steamer and Scotts- burg Stage Line for Drain. Also 'S * with ™ Stage Line for Coos Bay vuarge reasonable. 20th ol Single trip $3.00. Round trip $5.00 A COOKED UP ROMANCE. N o Gripe When you take Hood’s Pills. The big, o ’d-fash- loned, sugar-coated pills, which tear you all to pieces, are not in It w ith Hood's. Easy to take Hood’s and easy to operate, is true of H ood's Pills, which are up to date in every respect. Safe, certain and sure. All druggists. 2»c. c . I. Hood & c o Lowell, Mass. Th« The onlv only Pill« Pills to take with Hood's Sarsaparilla. Florence to Yaqnina. Pills CORNER DRUC STORE. Florence s ii H of Tide. ORTHERN Pacific, Ry. * 6 PAPEI MORRIS «** HOTEL, HOTEL CL Head of Tide Hotel, “”jB i F. HOTEL EUCENE. E lk P ra irie H otel. Standard D ictionary T H E D A IL Y Only $6.70 a Year. ON E U C E N E AND FLO R E N C E STACE ROUTE. M The Weekly Chronicle $ 1 .5 0 A ttorney at Law, __ : Reversible Map? -, “ So, w hile I tire not of the b a ttle ’s din, Because I am a brave and courteous knight, If I m igh t hope your fairy hand to win. I w ould change places, if you think i t ’s right, And stir the porridge th .ck or s lir it thin, J u st as you bid me, mori ing, noon or night, Aud thus togeth er w e m ight keep the inn. For, eased in armor, I ’m protected qu.te, While you w ou ld save your lily , m ilk w hite sk in ." ’ THE AMERICAN NILE. SUCH IS THE GREAT RIO GRANDE, WITH ITS VAGARIES. It Is a R iv e r o f F r e a k is h H a b it« an d M u s t H e Seen M o re T h a o Once to H e C n - derst<M>d— F lo w s M a in ly U n d e rg ro u n d , h u t a t T lm e e T h e r e Ie a T o r r e n t on T o p . "It’s a river 1,500 miles long, meas- r.rcd in its windings,” said the man f.-om New Mexico, speaking of the Rio ; Umndc. “ For a few miles, at its montii, i Tor Passenger and Freight Rates light draft steamers run up from the 1,-ulf of Mexico. Above thnt it doesn't - APPLY float a cr:ift except at ferries. In the old flays, when New Mexico was a province So run9 tho legend. T hus do m en explain Meyer & Kyle, Florence, Or. The queer design by w h ich is s till bedight cf Spain, tho pcoplo along the river The sigu th ut m arks through w ind aud sun didn't even have fonyboats, and the and rain, only way they had of getting across was “ Tho H ostelry of tho Most Courteous WALTON, VINCENT by fording. For this purpose a special K night." CO UNTY O FFICERS S T A G E L IN E . , S T E A M E R “ C O O S , ” — Ludolph F. Bunner in St. N icholas. V . H E M IN W A Y .) breed of largo horses was reared to bo ( successors kept at the fords. When tho river was u —— W ill make7------ o E -B a n g s , P r o p rie to r . I too high for these horses to wade across, TERENCE. travelers camped on the bank aud wait R E G U L A R D A IL Y T R IP S 1 Stage leaves Eugene Mondays, i Judge.............................F" ° ' Potter- ed for tho waters to subside. Now there ____ AND . . . . — ~ B e tw e e n ----- Now, I w, n’t bo afther tellin yo n are bridges over the river at tiie larger I . . . W. T. Bailey Wednesdays and Fridays a t G a. Commissioners J . . \ J. T. Cullison Rio Grande towns, and in other places A Complete Line of Drug word av a lio— 'twas always fond I was av the gyurls. To me the soiglit av a U | S O ® ................ a . C. Jennings m., arriving iu Florence the day ; rope ferries and rowboats are the means Sundries and Toilet Articles. purty blue eyed colleen was all me loife of crossing. following at 10 a. in. Sheriff ' . .' " ' • ■.............. A- J Jobnson ' as refresh!« as u dhrop av potheen, bnt “ In times of low water a stranger leaves Flor Returning— stage .......... ................. I och, ’tis terrible throubled I’ve always Treasurer......................... A. S. Patterson seeing its current for the first time been wid the shy. Au so ye see, though would lxs apt to think slightingly of tlio Assessor................................»• p Bnrton ence on Mondays, Wednesdays Corner 9th & Willamette Sts. If m arried bliss ye w ud In joy, ’tis 40 year ould I am this very month, Rio Bravo del Norte, as the New Mexi School Superintendent C. 8- H,’nt and Fridays at 3 p. m., arriving J u st ax sw ate Kate O ’Flynu. cans love to call the great river. Mean Eugene, : : : Ore. I’m nothin but an ould bachelor afther S u rveyor....»..................... c - M' Collier in Eugene the following To bo your own w ud givo her Joy. all. dering In a small part of a very wide T erence, go hi an w in. Coroner., ...................... J 'V' «.“rn9 'Twas a long toime I had a notion av channel ho would seo only a little muddy at 6 p. m. “ Aeh, 'tis luvely. Are ye afther com- Justice of Peace..............F- B. Wilson Misthress Katie O'Flynn that has a uate perin it yersill?” she axes. stream, for oidinarily uiue-tentlis of tho T E R M S S T R IC T L Y C A S H . Constable........................ John F. Tanner bit farrnm at Bailyboggan, but niver a “ Niver a word. 'Twas from Barney Rio Grande is underground, tho water Single fare - - . - - $5.00 word av have cud I say to her, all be the postman I got it this mornin. ’Tis soaking along toward the gulf through Round trip - - - - $9.00 cause av the shy. Howaudivcr, rnaybes wouderin I am who cud have sent it. the sands beneath Its channel. Tho val —but wait till I tell ye now. But compose it or not, 'tis a hint I’m ley, bounded everywhere to left aud Tickets for sale at E. Bangs’s OFFICERS. a Wan cowld momili this very wake I afther tul.in. An now mavourneen, right by mountains or foothills, is sandy, livery barn, Eugene, and at Hurd resaved a letther an ’twas a quare wan, ye’ll be troc! no longer? I luve ye to aud the water, percolating tho sands so it was. luuaue me It tthcr was nothin listraclion, an if yo’d only say tho word down to hard pan, spreads out on oach & Davenport’s office in Florence. at all at all but wan av tliim post I is yer own devoted Terence I’ll be side so that it may always bo found . .F. B. Wilson President.?.. kyards that ould Barney tho postman is ir< i now to mo dyin ind. ” anywhere in the valley by digging dowu O. W. Hurd OF THE so fond av brill,qiu to people, since 'tis l i re 1 g. Is mo chair up beside her to tho level of the river’s surface. For Win. Kyle the inquisitive ould fella he is to be ; u, an lain all the shy wiut out nv tho greater part of the year the river istees Marion Morris sure. On the post kyard was nothin but urn at wanst. I puts me arrum round abovo ground flows swift and muddy, S le e p in g C a r s C. C. Behnke four lines uv the luveliest poctury yo L r waist un tries to draw her to me. narrowing as it swirls round a sand bar ......... J. C. FLIN T, Proprietor... E le g a n t iver seen. ’Twas this: But bi lobo I cud k ss her shetwistsher- and wiflening over shallows. But tho R ec o rd er ........................... Drew Severy F lo r e n c e , O r e g o n . If m arried bliss ye w ud Inlay. thing that strikes the stranger most D in in g C a r s Siif a .. ..y an sez she: ................. J. A. Pond Just ai swat.1 Kate O l-'onn. Treasurer.. queerly is its disappearance altogether “ Is it in earnest ye are, Terence?” To be your own w ud g iv e her Joy, ......... J. R. Weddle T o u r i s t for reaches, many miles in length, of Marshal..... Terence, go in .11 w in. "it is,” sez I; "dead earnest.” OUR AIM—To furnish the best S le e p in g C a r s THE CHRONICLE rinks with th . create* Barney was grinuin ail over whin ho “ Well,” sez siie, “d’ye promise to bo its channel, which, except. It mny be, for a water hole here and there, Is as handed me the kyurd, so he was, so sez tru', true till death, as tho pote sez?” accommodations at reasonable newspapers In the United States. 8 T . PAUL dry as Sahara. The river is keeping THE CHRONICLE baa no equal on the Pacific I to him: S E C R E T S O C IE T ItS . “1 da” Coast. It leads all tn ability, enterprise and news. M IN N E A P O L IS prices. “Ach ye ould spalpeen, yo’vo been “ An will yo niver lave me, deceive right along about its business, however, THE GHRONTCLE’3 Telegraphic Reports are and where a rook reef or clay bed blocks afther readiu mo privit corrispondence. ’ ’ ure, nor grtevo me?” DULUTH the latest and most reliable, its Local News the its subterranean current it emerges to fullest and spiciest, and Its Editorials from the “ I have,” bcz he, “ bnt where’s the “ Niver, me own Jewel.” ______ Florence Lodge No. 107. FARDO ablest pens In the country. AsS'RegnlM‘ harrnni? An sure ’tis the best av advice “ Au if I jhuii ^ ye will ye always get tho surfoco and takes a fresh start above . . . Regular communication on eecond j M THE CHRONICLE has always been, and always G R A N D F O R K S TO ye’re afther gettin, Terence, me boy. ’ ’ up Arst in the mornin au put on the ground, run ning ns a big stream wliidi, will be, the friend and champion of the people as and fourth Saturdays in each month. farther down, may lose itself in tho against combinations, cliques, corporations, or “ F a il an ye’re roiglit, Barney, but Are an give me a cup av tay in bed?” CRO OKSTON * B. L. R obkrds , W. M. oppressions of pny kind. It will be Independent d’ye think she’d be afther lookin twice "D atie w ill I, nie darlint, mo precious sondR again. 1 a everything neutral In nothing. W I N N I P E G I. G. K notts , Secretary. "It is when the floods come down P R IN C IP A L H O T E L ★ at a gossoon loike me?” wan. ” H E L E N A a "<l “ Why not?” sez he. "Misthress “ Thin I’m yers for iver an a day that tho Rio Grando shows why it re O N E B LO C K FR O M D E P O T O’Flyuu is not so young as she looks. longer, Terence, me buoy. Ye may kiss quires so big a channel for Its all tho BUTTE ---- BATES $1.00 Per DAY---- ’Tis tho illigaut bhoy ye are iutoirely. ” uic—juit wan now. Oeli, och, och, ye year round uso and demonstrates that General Lyons Post, No. 58 A. B. “ Aisy now, Btuney, aisy,” sez I. murtlierin tliufe. How many d'ye want?” if tho waterway wore even wider it -cond 1 and fourth Saturday, meets secón. M rs . L. L. M arbtbrb , Prop. T H R O U G H T IC K E T S "Don’t be afther aspershiu the luveliest she cries, for be this toime I had lier in would be an advantage to residents of each month. O regon . Eugene, av her sex. But I know ye don’t mane ino arruins an was tustin tho delicious along its brides. It is fed by a watershed TO J . I. B vttekfif . ld , Commander. C H IC A G O of vast area and steep descent, which nothin dishrespeetive. I wontier who lip i av in r. • J. L. F urnish , Adjutant. was afther senuin me this kyard now.” Aftt r that 'twas tho deloightful even- tn times of rain and melting anows pre W A S H IN G T O N Barney winks at me. “ X wontier,” in wo hud iutoirely. Sittiu tlicro at the cipitates tho waters rapidly into tho P H IL A D E L P H IA channel. In June, when tho snow melts sez ho, an he walks nff down the street fire,' sez Katie to mo: W. W. NEELY, Prop’r. N EW YORK whistlin “ Kate Kearney” as clear us a “ Yo can’t tell yat who sent yo that on tho peaks about Its headwaters in O XT. W . Perpetua Lodge, No. 131, Colorado and nort hern New Mexico, aud meets' every 1st and 3d Saturdays lark. kyard wid tho poethry?” Tables furnished with all the B O S T O N A N D A L L Well, that kyard made me feel bould “ »cure an I haven’t the lastc notion.” later In the summer, when heavy show each month. Members and visiting delicacies of the season. Wild P O I N T S E A S T a m i S O U T H good standing are cordially er, so the same cveniu I urcsaes mesilf "Well, Terence, 'tis thiukiu I am I ers and cloudbursts are the order of the day, the Rio Grande overflows Its hanks, ‘attend. I. G. K xotts , M. W ■ game, fish and fruit in season. Best For inform ation, tim e cards, maps and tickets, iu me best, puts on mo caubceu, tuki s •an tell ye if yo won’t be angry. ” Recorder. me shiliuluh in me hand, an sets off “ Angry, mavourneen, 'tis deloight- deluging wide tracts of valley and some accomodations for the traveling etc., c a ll on or wiite for Misthress 0,’Flynu's farrarn at Bai- i I'll Le. 'Tis tho foiuest letther 1 iver times carving a new channel for itself, changing its course for miles. Where R. M c M u r p h e y , O .o . Heceta Lodge No. Ill,m eets public. Charges reasonable. lyboggau. seen. ’ ’ HFednesdav evening in lxxlge General Agent, Rooms 2 mid 4, Shelton Block, Whin I gets to the dure, I knocks ns “ Arrali, thin, 'twasseein I was yo wan the valley is unusually wide and sandy, ence, Oregon. Brothers in EUGENE, OREGON. bould os truss, an who should open it that shy ye wud niver spuko yer luve as below Isleta and in tho Morilla val Ing invited to attend. bnt the luvely widda hersilf. v,ideal iiii’otiragin, un as ’tis leap year ley, the old channels in which tho river A. D. C H A R LTO N , W H. W f . athebhos , N. G. “ Good eveniu, Misthress O'Flynn,” au 'twas wishiu to see yo happy I.was, used to flow are plainly indicated iu the A ssistan t General F asseu ser Agent. M arion M orris , Sec. sez L “ Is it ail alone ye air?” v, by, 'twas just mesilf that sent ye that landscape. 255 Morrison St. Cor. 3d. #*♦ »*« “ No one who has seen the great river ’ It is,” sez she, "w ill yo Lo sittiu wee pome av me own composure.” P o r tla n d O r. W. O. ZEIGLER, Proprietor. “ Ye iio.no it—thrue?” I cries de- in flood Is likely to forget the positive down?” ferocity it seems to display as its waters "I will, ” sez L “ V.'id all tho plazure loightcd. O H U R C H D IR E C T O R Y E U G E N E , - - - O REG O N “ Faix, ’tis not a word av u lio I ’m sweep all .before them, and woe to tlio in loife.” T h e F u n k ;& W a g n a lls man or beast who Is overtaken by them 1 Wid that I goes in, an sho shuts the ofther t< llin ye,” sez she. fTKRIAN CHURCH, Florence, dure, an into the kitchen we goes an sits "Thin hooray for leap yearl” I Tho flood arrives without warning. The Oregon. Sabbath service. feabbath- down at ’be Are. ,bouts. “ Au ye’re tho grandest poto as sky may be clear abovo when tho travel o’clock a. ni. Preaching 11 “ ’Tis a cowld evening, ” sez I. iver was. bure ye’ll bo afther givin me er, leisurely jogging across tho wide lL.iiw.fe « m anil 7 p. in. Sacram ent of Of The “ 'Tis that,” sez she. another kiss oi maybes two, as a thrifle channel, hears his wagon wheels gi-ate T h o C h r o n ic le B u ild in g . tbs supper on 1st Sabbath of upon the sand with a peculiar sound. It For the loife av mo I cud say no more more inconrugmint, wudu't yo now?” ENGLISH LANGUAGE January A pril, Ju ly an<l October. T w e n t v - t h r e e afther that, an so 1 sat iwistin mo cau- Lo.ke the jewel she is, she incooragcd means that the waters are stirring tho Everybody is welcome to all th e services, sunds beneath him, nnd then, if ho bceu between me hands un wouderin me again COM PLETE n—»2. requests C h ristian s to make M ile s W e s t bow I was to say what I ’d como for. Be the toimo yo read this 'tis married knows the river, he lashes his horse, B y M a ll, T a s t a e a P a id . Ives known. of Eugene. S U C C IE N T Tliln I sez: wo hope to be, for I ’m jnst afther seeiu making at all speed for tho nearest I. G. K xotts , Pastor. "'Tis a gran Are ye have there. 'Tis Father Donovan about tho weddin.— bank, and lucky he is if he reaches it A U T H O R IT A T IV E safe. The chances nro that before ho gets a foine thing for a cowld eveniu. ’’ Scottish Nights. there he hears tho roaring of waters up ^ ^ B d o D I S T EPISCOPAL CHURCH " ’Tis that,"sez she. Thin we sat tho channel and seco them coming down Mvvice. Preaching at Glenada shtill for another space av toime. bho O tv ln c H im A d v lc « . 301,865 Vocabulary Term« was knittiu some thin wid rid wool, so sadstonie tw0 8nndays of each month. , " I’m not the man to yield weakly or toward him with a front like a wall, agy Editors and Specialists sez I: I without a struggle,” declured Writely rolling forward and downward us if Sabbath-School every Sunday at 533 Reader« for Quotations • “ ’Tis the foine warrant color for) as he walked the Aoor, intertwining his over a fall, with a rising flood liehiml. 10 a. m. Prayer meeting every riinrs-; 5000 Illu s tratio n s cowld weather is rid, ” sez I. day evening at the church. Everybody long Augers or ruuning them nervously Many a man nnd whole wagon trains havo been overwhelmed in this way, The Great's! Weekly h the Cooitry, ” ’Tis that,” sez she. w d la lly invited. G. F. R ounds , , Cost over > 9 60,000 through his still longer hair. and, buried iu sands or east away on I was afther thiukiu I must have “ I have written poems, essays, plays, Appendix of 47,468 E ntries M o n e y Saved offlnded her iu some way, an miglil be criticisms and stories. I have ranged in desert bnukR, no liumuu eye has ever shteppin home again widoat a word uv my work from tiie most profound meta a il) them again. a l a By "Tho great river has its pleasing aud lnve, but I determined to liuve another physics to the veriest rough and tumble The fu ll number of words and terms In (Including postage) to any part of the Uni tad P a t r o n iz in g It. States. (Canada and Max loo. thry, so I sez: humor cf tho day. Disposing of political romantic aspect, so fascinating thnt it is different dictionaries for the entire alphabet is 1 THE WEEKLY CHRONICLE. the brightest “ Is it not lonely ye are sittin hero i.t problems, removing tRo clouds of mysti a saying among people who live in its as follow s: SroaMOWTn, 50,000: WoacifisTr.R and moat complete Weekly Newspaper la tha noights all be yours.If?" sez I. cism, iK’couiiliiig by natural laws for valley that ‘whoeoever drinks of its wa A. C. WOODCOCK, prints regularly 81 columns, or twelve “ 'Tis not,” sez she. “ I'm afther in- what 1: is been regarded as supernatural, ters and departs w ill come again to seek P ro p . 108,000; W kbhtbr (international), 125,000; CBN- 1 world, Q e o . H a le pages, of N ew s Literature and Oenerai Inforrna- TtJRY, («lx volum es, com plete,) 225,000: ttoti; also a magnificent Agricultural Department Joy in the best av company. ” predu i .{ the most bountiful conceits them.' Liko the Nile, the liio Grando STANDARD, over >00,000; “ Who’s that?" see I. SAMPLE COPIES SENT FREE. in the r. aims of romance, writiug under ciirichffl the soil of its valley to the "Just mesilf, an no other,” sez she. I tho insp.ration of prepitious muses and point of inexhaustible fertility. Along B U S IN E S S C A R D S O re g o n “ Och sure now, ye cun't mane it. shi.wii g mys. If the incarnation of true Its banks in New Mexico sre fields tlint me, Sample Pages Free........... I D O Y O T J W A N T T H E Whin ye’re all bo yeriilf ye must be wit, I have done a vast labor for tho for two centuries have been cultivated 8 McLaren’. B uilding. c h r o n ic l e „«Ion g iv en to c o lle c tio n , . n d pro- feelin un achiu void this worrnld can g( i ,1 ui humanity and have nothing to yearly, yielding great crops, and they 5««. niver fill, as the pote sez. ” show for it but dusty pilesof unaccepted are as prodnetivo today ns when they fIR S T R A TIO N A L gA N K ACENTS W A N TED . “ Thrue for ye—I do sometimes. ” mauoscTipt. No wonder that ambition first, were tilled Irrigating canals, call “ I was sartiu av it, ueus.d.u Where is «rushed and that the fruits of my en ed acequias madrns (mother ditches), convey water from the river to be dis E. O POTTER. OF EUGENE. is it at all, at all? Is it in yer h< urt deavor seem as the apples of Kodom. ” tributed through little gates to the flolds now?” S H O W IN G “ Brace up, old man,” advised his E . D . B R O N S O N & CO, y. O. mínohicks . e ss a « ■ C“ M‘" ,.. Attorney-at-Law .. “ No," sez sho, “ 'tis iu me hollow .ricna Letti rgo. "You are not the Arst of the valley, which it both waters nnd The United States, Dominion of wisdom tooth.” Pacific Coast Agents p uiui lo suffer the pangs of the unup- enriches. A trip along the river reveals EUGENE, OREGON. > 6 0 ,0 0 0 R AID U F 0 A 1 H O A R ITA L, “ Ach now,” sez I. " 'twas always p iclaled. Keep plugging away with a a succession of pictures of a primitive Canada and Northern Mezioo SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. > 60 0 0 0 SU R PLU S A N D P R O F IT S , fficb At th e Court House. fond av yer Joke ye was, Muthross s ..I upper lip. Never suy die, my man. civilization of the old Spanish-American O N O N K B ID E , 933 Market S t. O'FlyniL ” Get your name before the public and type. Adobe village««, with small, flat Aart tba “ riorra Joke there is about it, Mistlicr n..die the jxopiu talk about you. 1 cun roofed houses built alxmt antique A O O O U N T S g O L iI O îT E D M a p o f t h e W o r l d Magee—on less ye call it a joke to have hu e your name paraded iu every news churches, and the spacious houses of the OREGON E E. BENEDICT. EUGENS, M VBAar a feelia in yer jaw loike a riohot needle paper aud magazine that you want, pro vieos, or great men; orchards, vineyards, O N T H E O T ltK R B IU K . BXPBMKMM. Wheatfields and grazing cattle are all stitchiu away at double quick toiino to vided you follow my advice.” a JLTWORKXBY - A T - loA -W . B end B 3 an d G e t th « M ap a n d the tune av ‘The Wind That tahakes tho features nt tho srenery of the Rio N O TA R IE S . “ Commit some crime, I suppose?” W e a k ly C h r o n ic le f»r O ne T e a r, Barley.’ " Grande, tho American N ile.’’—New “ No, sir. Advertise your wares. 1 p r e p a id on M ap a n d P a p e r, Florence. : : Oregon. “ ’Tis lougiu I am to oomfort ye, Blow like u si«ic ihow man. Ruu your I York Hun. alanuah. Wud ye not be afther givin picture with every advertisement. Pay ítóS A. R. BUTTOLPH, M . H . do Y O Ü M G , me an ingagemint as reshlint physician? in advance, and tiie world w ill learn Frnrr\rtnr <1 F ctimnlrta The fortifications of Revastapol, which Foil, on ’tis mesilf wud be of:her ehus- for the first time thut there is such a TBAO B M A RK S, ■ C g FRAMClaOll. CAI» • B R IO M B , iu away from ye the toothache, tiie hidden tri’asuro as yourself.”—Detroit euuse«l the allies so much troublo during tiie six months’ defense of the foxtresa eO .ri PTR K lH V B e A o. headache, the heartache, an all the other Free i*ri »s. O M C T lp tlo mn by the Russians, were at first very aches that flesh Is heir to, as the poto ■ a s Invnttioal. A K ao« of Il w a r f t . weak, and military experts say the town O r« t o n . r ANTED— FAITHFUL MEN The Inhabitants of the Andaman is might Have l«e«si taken l«y a vigorous F lo r o n o e , “ 'Tis tbinkin I am I'd be sab r Wid w Z™'*? for r$»- a dentist for the toothache than wid an lands are said to be (lie smallest race of bombardment and assault during tis» TrU. V - t J ' E M " ! * I k bnHneai con dar tad for M$ iorata ree«. 1 Fpcntiblc linnw» in Or*»<nti, fenTmodfl. B„tió ítlli ould oraaoliaan loike ye, an as for I be ptxiple in ihe world The average height first few days of the siege. The igno 80IEMT1FI0 AMEIICAN, ■»entablaf r e a a f cV 5 ^ - i s $ U ^ R o w to Ob- FR A N K B. W ILSO N - *780 •**'1 • Position other aches ye miuliou 1 niver have ci a full grown Andaman is less than 4 rance Of the allied generals In regard to f i t uttil the ant’iropological experts the strength of the works caused a delay » permanent. Reference. Endow« self- none av tliim." “ What, niver no heartache, whin e, ho recent ty visited them found bnt few which the Rnstdons Improved by making •isii.pel envelope The the defenses almost itnpr)«guahlv. M U N N « CO., C. A. CKOY/ & c o M ye’re «ittm be-« all alone iu the even- .hut wcigh'.u over 70 pounds. JfalioDal, Star liisuiaucv Bidg , Chicago. M l Broadwat. Few York. H. F lorence . - - oreo n Wfe*»W****v***’ *V******V'~* ' EUGENE-FLORENCE J M<ih. lad y," Raid n brave au d cou rteou sk u igh t. While w a itin g for bi« w p p a r at an ion, ‘•To ine It la a w r y painTul -Mght To aee you blistering your w r y p retty skin Over that bro.ling fire an I blazing light. And though a thousand trium phs I m ight w in In field or tourney or in offhand fight, I really th ink it would bo q u ite a sin For mu to now forsake you iu such u plight. ins?” sez I, sittin up c I imo to her an thryiu to 'Blip me an am round her waist. “Get along wid ye,” she cries, liftin her chair along tho flure. “ I niver seen . a mini loike ye for insultin motions, j Kapo yer arrum dowu. ” “ Aeh sure, now, mavourneeu, 'tis tired wid hangin down all the eveniu.” . “ Well tiiin, bould it up above y er! head to rest it. ” “ That wud bo too high iutoirely. , ’Twuu be high enough if X kept it just «bout tho height av yer luvely neck. An besides, that wud kapo the cowld away from ye, an thin I end kill two bird-i wid wan shtoue, us tho pote sez.” | “ Maybes, bnt sorra fear av me beiu wan uv tliim birds yer ]>ote talks av. ” “ Is it feud uv poethry ye are, acush- la?” "At toimes—good poethry.” “ Well,” sez L "I have some gran j etluy in me pocket. Maybes ye'd loike to hear it.” "I moight. What’s it about?” “ time now 'tis about yer luvely s:lf, an no \Van else. ” “ Let’s hear it thin.” “ Arrah now, maybes ye won’t bo ioikin it. ” “ How can I tell yo till I hear it." “ Well, this the way it goes.” Wid that I takes tho kyard out av mo pocket au reads it: P atents PATENTS Notary Pablic, Surveyor NOTARY PUBLIC.